poem
I mean sure,
I could root for the Spurs,
but I’d rather do a million things worse,
like beat up all the nerds
yell at them with the worst words
throw rocks at their pet birds
Pop tires on their Honda Accords
Pull out their extension cords
Hit them with wooden boards
Hit them with jacked up Fords
I mean sure,
I could root for the Spurs,
But I’d rather do something a million times worse
Like support Nickleback world tours
